How to be a TV Trump supporter

Guide to being a trump supporter on TV

– Don’t EVER actually answer the question. Your ONLY goal is to get airtime and then express and expand on the presidents views
– When pressed on questions, find an unrelated incident in the questioners past to talk about
– When pressed more, personally insult the questioner. Find a physical characteristic you can belittle
– When pressed more, find a general thing you disagree about politically and start talking about that
– When pressed more, switch roles and start asking questions instead of answering them
– When pressed with more with facts reply with different facts about somewhat similar topics.
– Wait for the ads to come
– Repeat

Perfected By Kellyann Conway and Jeffrey Lord and Scottie Nell Hughes

Such a shame they have no morals, but hey, find this and I’ll be next on their list !

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